the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation. In other words: Choking the chicken Choking the monkey wacking off jerking off shaking hands with man's best friend teasing the weasel
On this page, you will find 30 slang terms related to the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. Some of the top words include: Jerks your monkey, flying solo, waxing the weasel, muth marna (verb), beat, and 25 more.